Rutcinjatnabzankopzigget is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, cheerful ant.

Rutcinjatnabzankopzigget created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutcinjatnabzankopzigget, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rutcinjatnabzankopzigget, she will boil you in a big pot.

Rutcinjatnabzankopzigget's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Rutcinjatnabzankopzigget's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Rutcinjatnabzankopzigget in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing black stockings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your back.

4. Never feed lots of aubergines to horses while wearing yellow hats.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.