Lapjopgod is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying hydra.

Lapjopgod created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lapjopgod, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lapjopgod, it will turn you into a mouse.

Lapjopgod's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Lapjopgod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help geese.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Run away if six bats approach from the north.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.