Tenhubzan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, merciless eagle.

Tenhubzan created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenhubzan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tenhubzan, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tenhubzan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tenhubzan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Tenhubzan on top of all buildings.