Waddumlargsatpigbog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous whale.

Waddumlargsatpigbog created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Waddumlargsatpigbog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Waddumlargsatpigbog, he will destroy your favourite star.

Waddumlargsatpigbog's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Waddumlargsatpigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always obey Waddumlargsatpigbog's priests.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.