Zedligfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, calm goat.

Zedligfly created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zedligfly, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zedligfly, it will boil you in a big pot.

Zedligfly's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Zedligfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

2. Never talk about special relativity near badgers while wearing turquoise dresses and balancing four silver spheres on your head.

3. Never sit in the presence of tortoises.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Always help grasshopers.