Gunfuttingenrothamhassug Tenhadfod is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless scorpion.

Gunfuttingenrothamhassug Tenhadfod created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunfuttingenrothamhassug Tenhadfod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gunfuttingenrothamhassug Tenhadfod, he will destroy your home solar system.

Gunfuttingenrothamhassug Tenhadfod's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gunfuttingenrothamhassug Tenhadfod's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Worship no other gods but Gunfuttingenrothamhassug Tenhadfod.

3. Do not take Gunfuttingenrothamhassug Tenhadfod's name in vain.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.