Yathombab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous yak.

Yathombab created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yathombab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yathombab, it will be very sad.

Yathombab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yathombab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Erect four silver sculptures of Yathombab on top of important buildings.