Yathombab is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous
yak.
Yathombab created carbon five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yathombab, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Yathombab, it will be very sad.
Yathombab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Yathombab's Holy Commandments1. Always wear green.
2. Never write about quantum mechanics.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not shave your feet.
5. Erect four silver sculptures of Yathombab on top of important buildings.