Manhencuss is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, proud dryad.

Manhencuss created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Manhencuss, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Manhencuss, she will not invite you to parties.

Manhencuss' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Manhencuss' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.