Dutmegsand Jindonbum is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic raven.

Dutmegsand Jindonbum created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dutmegsand Jindonbum, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dutmegsand Jindonbum, it will turn you into a worm.

Dutmegsand Jindonbum's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dutmegsand Jindonbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Do not keep eight great tits in a large pit.

5. Never feed apples to mites while wearing boots.