Tomvegfigbogfet is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent deer.

Tomvegfigbogfet created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomvegfigbogfet, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tomvegfigbogfet, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tomvegfigbogfet's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tomvegfigbogfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Pray towards the south.
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