Basspopwap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, staggering parrot.

Basspopwap created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Basspopwap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Basspopwap, it will be very unhappy.

Basspopwap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Basspopwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Hide if three ants approach from the east.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about fire.