Butjatcap Hasrilldiss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented goose.

Butjatcap Hasrilldiss created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butjatcap Hasrilldiss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Butjatcap Hasrilldiss, it will throw large rocks at you.

Butjatcap Hasrilldiss' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Butjatcap Hasrilldiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Hide if four sheep approach from the south.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near aardvarks while wearing black kilts and balancing eight nickel spheres on your chest.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near mice while wearing white trousers and balancing seven titanium spheres on your face.