Fitflaglam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced slug.

Fitflaglam created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Fitflaglam, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fitflaglam, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fitflaglam's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fitflaglam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not stand on grass.