Milfonflangatnill Hasstafcit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest lizard.

Milfonflangatnill Hasstafcit created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milfonflangatnill Hasstafcit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Milfonflangatnill Hasstafcit, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Milfonflangatnill Hasstafcit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Milfonflangatnill Hasstafcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Milfonflangatnill Hasstafcit.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not take Milfonflangatnill Hasstafcit's name in vain.
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