Ladhaslabrill is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate narwhal.

Ladhaslabrill created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladhaslabrill, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ladhaslabrill, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ladhaslabrill's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ladhaslabrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six eagles in a large pit.

2. Always wear green.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never sit in the presence of moths.

5. Never paint your face fawn.