Cemarmnel is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, loving hare.

Cemarmnel created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemarmnel, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cemarmnel, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cemarmnel's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cemarmnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Never wear purple hats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Run away from magenta seals, for they are unholy.