Cemarmnel is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, loving
hare.
Cemarmnel created water two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cemarmnel, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Cemarmnel, it will be mildly annoyed.
Cemarmnel's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Cemarmnel's Holy Commandments1. Never write about ultrasonics.
2. Do not speak about lemons.
3. Never wear purple hats.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Run away from magenta seals, for they are unholy.