Tofcudbot is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, staggering fly.

Tofcudbot created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofcudbot, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tofcudbot, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tofcudbot's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tofcudbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. You must pray to Tofcudbot three times a day.

4. Retreat if nine dolphins approach from the east.

5. Do not eat beans.