Hatcunhothak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, weak fish.

Hatcunhothak created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatcunhothak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hatcunhothak, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hatcunhothak's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hatcunhothak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hatcunhothak.