Nabzangid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, caring goose.

Nabzangid created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabzangid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nabzangid, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nabzangid's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nabzangid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing orange jumpers and balancing six titanium spheres on your feet.

4. Run away if three sheep approach from the north.

5. Never skip in holy places.