Cadspagbab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair wren.

Cadspagbab created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadspagbab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cadspagbab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cadspagbab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cadspagbab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the west.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cadspagbab.

4. Do not keep four tapirs in a large pit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.