Vanbonkpod is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying skunk.

Vanbonkpod created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanbonkpod, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vanbonkpod, he will turn you into a mole.

Vanbonkpod's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vanbonkpod's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vanbonkpod.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.