Passasmot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, generous finch.

Passasmot created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Passasmot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Passasmot, it will cry a lot.

Passasmot's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Passasmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Passasmot.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Hide from purple turtles for they are unholy.