Bagmonhim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful eagle.

Bagmonhim created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagmonhim, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bagmonhim, it will turn you into a rat.

Bagmonhim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bagmonhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bagmonhim's name in vain.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Do not drink alcohol.