Popabpad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, dishonest lion.

Popabpad created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Popabpad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Popabpad, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Popabpad's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Popabpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help otters.