Zennigneg is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent otter.

Zennigneg created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zennigneg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zennigneg, she will ignore you.

Zennigneg's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zennigneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not make images of living things.