Queeggesszan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, amazing butterfly.

Queeggesszan created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeggesszan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Queeggesszan, it will send you a sign.

Queeggesszan's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Queeggesszan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always wear fawn.