Migsadrot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, calm octopus.

Migsadrot created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migsadrot, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Migsadrot, it will turn you into a mouse.

Migsadrot's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Migsadrot's Holy Commandments

1. Migsadrot loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Migsadrot on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.