Yoklarnfemdubyarjon is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, idiotic bee.

Yoklarnfemdubyarjon created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoklarnfemdubyarjon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yoklarnfemdubyarjon, she will not care.

Yoklarnfemdubyarjon's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Yoklarnfemdubyarjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Worship no other gods but Yoklarnfemdubyarjon.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Always obey Yoklarnfemdubyarjon's priests.