Gengatbem is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, capable mole.

Gengatbem created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gengatbem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gengatbem, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gengatbem's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gengatbem's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gengatbem.

5. Fast once a month.