Fudbesthat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, happy chicken.

Fudbesthat created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudbesthat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fudbesthat, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fudbesthat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fudbesthat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing purple shorts and balancing nine copper spheres on your feet.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.