Mislapveg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic dugong.

Mislapveg created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mislapveg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mislapveg, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mislapveg's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mislapveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always wear black.