Narkabyart is a god.

It takes the form of a large, fast penguin.

Narkabyart created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Narkabyart, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Narkabyart, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Narkabyart's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Narkabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sharks.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.