Jiptettinuttlog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless mongoose.

Jiptettinuttlog created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiptettinuttlog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jiptettinuttlog, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jiptettinuttlog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jiptettinuttlog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Jiptettinuttlog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Jiptettinuttlog in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must pray to Jiptettinuttlog three times a day.