Badditbatgomsig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, all-powerful tortoise.

Badditbatgomsig created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badditbatgomsig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Badditbatgomsig, it will turn you into a rock.

Badditbatgomsig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Badditbatgomsig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Badditbatgomsig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Badditbatgomsig loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. You must pray to Badditbatgomsig three times a day.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.