Badcedquimran is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering chicken.

Badcedquimran created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Badcedquimran, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Badcedquimran, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Badcedquimran's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Badcedquimran's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Never bounce in the presence of moths.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Badcedquimran.