Cebditfas Naknadyat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical rhinoceros.

Cebditfas Naknadyat created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebditfas Naknadyat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cebditfas Naknadyat, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cebditfas Naknadyat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cebditfas Naknadyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.