Cadmigpang is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic scorpion.

Cadmigpang created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cadmigpang, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cadmigpang, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cadmigpang's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cadmigpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always look after injured nematodes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.