Wigbagbass is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking butterfly.

Wigbagbass created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigbagbass, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wigbagbass, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wigbagbass' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Wigbagbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Do not drink alcohol.