Listingdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless rhinoceros.

Listingdoss created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Listingdoss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Listingdoss, she will turn you into a mouse.

Listingdoss' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Listingdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Listingdoss.

3. Never paint your head pink.

4. Put Listingdoss first in all things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.