Wapdumwip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, slow hippopotamus.

Wapdumwip created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapdumwip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wapdumwip, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wapdumwip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Wapdumwip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn voles, for they are unholy.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not stand on grass.