Sandcibtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, moody raven.

Sandcibtarp created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandcibtarp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sandcibtarp, it will come to you in dreams.

Sandcibtarp's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sandcibtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away if nine bats approach from the west.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sandcibtarp.