Ladhinnib is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered hare.

Ladhinnib created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladhinnib, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ladhinnib, it will turn you into a hamster.

Ladhinnib's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ladhinnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Always obey Ladhinnib's priests.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not hurt mice.