Stikvegzim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome donkey.

Stikvegzim created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikvegzim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stikvegzim, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Stikvegzim's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Stikvegzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Stikvegzim's priests.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing gray stockings.

3. Stikvegzim loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Stikvegzim on top of important buildings.