Honciss is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy squirrel.

Honciss created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honciss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Honciss, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Honciss' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Honciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Honciss in the centre of the settlement.