Arnjopbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless beaver.

Arnjopbug created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnjopbug, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arnjopbug, it will be very sad.

Arnjopbug's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Arnjopbug's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arnjopbug.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Do not hurt turtles.