Farnpinbarnvog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, vain warg.

Farnpinbarnvog created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnpinbarnvog, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farnpinbarnvog, it will turn you into a duck.

Farnpinbarnvog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Farnpinbarnvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Erect four silver sculptures of Farnpinbarnvog on top of important buildings.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help badgers in need.

5. Never think about gravity near geese while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing nine gold spheres on your face.