Vollat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless octopus.

Vollat created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vollat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vollat, she will turn you into a rock.

Vollat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Vollat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help otters in need.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Hide from cyan nematodes for they are unholy.