Happangvag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, vain deer.

Happangvag created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Happangvag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Happangvag, she will turn you into a rat.

Happangvag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Happangvag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine swans approach from the east.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Retreat if eight goats approach from the south.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Never hurt gulls.