Hencutjon Flabdot Sugbattag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent crow.

Hencutjon Flabdot Sugbattag created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hencutjon Flabdot Sugbattag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hencutjon Flabdot Sugbattag, he will strike you with lightening.

Hencutjon Flabdot Sugbattag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hencutjon Flabdot Sugbattag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hencutjon Flabdot Sugbattag.

2. Always obey Hencutjon Flabdot Sugbattag's priests.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.