Bughotdavolxinlit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bughotdavolxinlit created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Bughotdavolxinlit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bughotdavolxinlit, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Bughotdavolxinlit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bughotdavolxinlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bughotdavolxinlit's name in vain.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Never feed lots of wheat to moths while wearing fawn rings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.